Ten Best Things City Attorney George Staples Could Say When He is Caught Sleeping on the job at City Council Meetings

 As happened Sept. 13 in North Richland Hills – at a cost of $160 per hour of tax payers money!
 

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course I went to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got to me just in time"

7. "I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the RV Code Enforcement Issue."

6. "I was testing my tie for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific mind control exercise to become proficient for when I facing political activist. “

4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a way to settle the Davis Case - so North Richland Hills would look like it won.”

3. "The coffee machine is broken...."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot...."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. "... And, finally, let us pray for the future of North Richland Hills. Amen."

Contributed by Suzette Christopher